Ocean Dick - Your flaccid meat turns into a sad, crumpled up piece of pap

Your flaccid meat turns into a sad, crumpled up piece of paper after the ocean chills you to the bone.

I looked at my cock, and it looked like it had been thrown in the trash.

After swimming in the ocean, my dick was like a used napkin.

My flaccid willy looked like it had been squished by a giant foot.