Ocean City NJ
Ocean City is a dry town, so no bars = no fun. There are way more kids and families than hot girls in bikinis. The lifeguards are hot, but most of them are lesbians. If you want a real drink, you have to go to Margate or Avalon.
My friend dated a lifeguard and now he’s the best thing that ever happened to her.
I went to Avalon for a drink and now I’m banned from OC.
My brother went to Night in Venice and got banned for being too loud.