Ocean City, New Jersey
Ocean City is a summer paradise and a winter wasteland. Most of the houses belong to the shoobies who come in like a flood and leave like a disaster.
Shoobies are the worst. They rent a house for a month and leave it like a tornado hit it.
I saw a shoobie wearing a hat that said "I survived Ocean City." It was a lie.
My neighbor’s shoobie kid threw a neon green pillow at me. That’s not a crime. That’s a war.