Ocean City, MD - Ocean City is like the beach version of a mall. You can buy

Ocean City is like the beach version of a mall. You can buy everything from a put-putt ball to a suit that looks like it was made in a prison.

I bought a bathing suit in July and it was on sale 35% off. I now own three of them and don’t know why.

I went to putt-putt and lost my hat. Now I have a hat-shaped hole in my soul.

I tried to live in a condo and now I know why people just stay in the sand.