ocdslobbish - you’re a messy pig but you scream like a banshee when your s

you’re a messy pig but you scream like a banshee when your socks aren’t lined up.

I don’t care if I spilled cereal on the floor, my socks have to be in perfect rows.

My room looks like a war zone, but my shoes are alphabetized.

I eat pizza with my hands, but I spend 10 minutes arranging my napkins.