OCD-mail - You can't live without your email, and you're gonna die if y

You can't live without your email, and you're gonna die if you don't check it again

I checked my email 4 times while I was eating cereal. I didn’t even finish it.

I checked my email in the middle of a movie. The main character died and I didn’t care.

I checked my email in the shower. My hair is now a mess and my brain is a mess.