OCD Gardener
The guy who shames your plants like they’re on reality TV. He’s got a degree in horticulture and a grudge against anything that doesn’t grow straight.
He told my mom my garden was 'a failure' and then left a rose on my porch with a note that said 'please grow straight.'
He mowed my lawn while I was at school and left a thank-you note that said 'you’re welcome, loser.'
He called my garden 'a disgrace' and then offered me a job as his lawn slave.