Occus
The cruel prison you’re stuck in during Thanksgiving when all you can think about is the pie and the fact that your Aunt’s stories are worse than a horror movie.
"I’ve been occu-pie for two hours. I can’t take another story about her ex."
"My cousin’s occu-pie is so long I’m considering taking a nap in the gravy."
"I’m not occu-pie. I’m just waiting for the pie to save me from this family."