occurances - A sneaky way of telling people you're going to be late, but

A sneaky way of telling people you're going to be late, but you're too lazy to say it properly.

"A clever way of saying, 'Shit happens.'" "Yeah, and it's also a clever way of saying I'm not coming."

"A clever way of saying, 'Shit happens.'" "Shit happens, and I'm going to be late again."

"A clever way of saying, 'Shit happens.'" "Shit happens, and I'm going to blame it on the internet."