Occulist Troll
An occulist troll is a fake wizard who only likes to fight online. They think they’re spiritual, but they’re just a troublemaker with a bad spellbook.
I was a prophet. Now I’m a prophet who cusses you out. You’re not a prophet. You’re a prophet who failed.
I followed the spirit guide. It turned into a Twitter thread. Now I hate you.
I used to be a mystic. Now I’m a mystic who has a side hustle: cussing you out.