Occuboinkle
The dumbest fake word in the world, from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe. Even though it's spelled wrong, it's still way better than scrumtush, which is just a word that makes no sense.
I said occuboinkle in class and the teacher threw a marker at me.
I used occuboinkle in my tweet and got 100 likes.
I told my brother occuboinkle and he called me a f***ing idiot.