occpoopation - A job where you don’t get paid, but you get to go number two

A job where you don’t get paid, but you get to go number two whenever you feel like it. It’s the best gig ever.

My occpoopation is my escape from reality. I do it every time I feel stressed.

I don’t need a boss for my occpoopation. I do it on my own time.

My occpoopation is so good, I even do it during lunch breaks. No one can stop me.