Occosainly - You're stuck in a never-ending mess of brain-rot, but you sw

You're stuck in a never-ending mess of brain-rot, but you swear it only happens once in a while.

I've been rizzing since breakfast. I'm not brain-rotting. I'm just... having a good day.

I got mogged 5 times today. I'm not lazy. I'm just... efficient.

I’ve been gooning since I woke up. I'm not brain-dead. I'm just... alive.