Occitania
A region that's stuck in the past, mostly in southern France, and a little in Italy and Spain. Its language is a bunch of old dialects, like Provençal, which used to rule Europe until a bunch of idiots broke it apart and made Catalan a thing.
'Occitania is just France's old, grumpy cousin.', A history teacher
'Catalan is trying to be cool, but Occitania is the real deal.', A tweet from a Provençal person
'France thinks Occitania is a joke, but it's not.', A DM from a Catalan person