Occipital Feather
The Occipital Feather is the most annoying part of a plume. It’s the one that tells you if it’s a boy or a girl. If it leans left, it’s a girl. If it leans right, it’s a boy. But if it’s been wet, it’s like trying to figure out if a fish is a boy or a girl.
That plume’s Occipital Feather leans so far left, it looks like it’s about to fall off a cliff.
This plume’s Occipital Feather is so righty, it’s like it’s been trained by a drill sergeant.
This plume’s Occipital Feather is so wet, it looks like it was dragged through a lake.