occifer
A drunk person’s way of calling a cop, like they’re trying to be funny but it just makes them look dumber.
My drunk uncle called the cop an occifer and got arrested for being a fool.
At the party, I said 'occifer' to the cop and he just shook his head like I was a lost cause.
I tried to be cool and called the cop an occifer. He said 'you’re not even cool, you’re just drunk.'