occifer - A cop who takes your money like you’re a broke fool and does

A cop who takes your money like you’re a broke fool and doesn’t care if you have to eat ramen for a week.

I got a ticket for $35 and the occifer said 'that’s your fine, buddy.'

The occifer took my $20 and said 'that’s all you’re worth.'

I tried to pay with a dollar bill and the occifer said 'you’re not even worth that.'