O.C.C.I.D
O. C. C. I. D is when someone sends so many calendar invites that your life turns into a never-ending meeting. It’s like they want your calendar to be their diary.
I’m inviting you to my thoughts. You’re required to be there.
I’ve scheduled my lunch. You’re invited. You have to accept.
You’re now on my calendar for my snack. No escape.
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