occasionally
A paradox that makes people question how often stuff can happen. It’s like saying ‘sometimes’ means ‘maybe’ and ‘never’ means ‘sometimes.’
You said ‘I’ll come over sometimes,’ and it turned into ‘sometimes’ meaning ‘next week.’
You said ‘I’ll see you sometimes,’ and it turned into ‘sometimes’ meaning ‘maybe.’
You said ‘I’ll do it sometimes,’ and it turned into ‘sometimes’ meaning ‘maybe never.’