Occam’s Balloon
A law that says when something weird happens, people always choose the most ridiculous reason, like it’s some kind of magic or a secret plot.
My plants died. My friend said it was a spell. I said it was just lack of water.
My car wouldn’t start. My dad said it was a curse. I said it was just a dead battery.
My dog barked at nothing. My mom said it was a ghost. I said it was just bored.