occamanus
A body part that’s the reason you’re out of shape. The opposite of sockamanud, which is the reason you’re out of shape and also has a sock on.
'My gym teacher called me an occamanus and said I’d never pass the test.'
'He texted me 'you’re an occamanus' and then posted it on Instagram.'
'She called me an occamanus and then yelled at my brother.'