Ocation - A garden event where people dress up like idiots and throw c

A garden event where people dress up like idiots and throw cake at each other. It’s where weddings and birthdays go to die.

My sister’s ocation was the worst. She wore a dress made of socks, and the cake hit the priest in the face.

That ocation was so wild, the garden was covered in cake and confetti.

My dad’s ocation was a mess. He wore a clown suit, and the cake was pink and exploding.