ocala nuts
Ocala Nuts is the ultimate hand in poker. It's J9 and it will destroy you. No one can beat it, not even your grandma.
I had Ocala Nuts and my brother had a pizza. I won $10 and he got a cheese burn.
My neighbor got Ocala Nuts and he screamed like he just ate a whole pizza.
My dad said if I got Ocala Nuts, I could eat pizza for a whole month.