Ocakli
a Turkish guy with a beard so big it looks like he grew it in a forest and a penis so big it could knock out a door
My uncle Ocakli walked in and the room went silent. He looked like a mountain with a beard.
I tried to beat Ocakli in a contest. He didn’t even blink. He just laughed and said, 'You’re like a mouse.'
Ocakli showed up to the party with a beard and a penis that could start a war.