O*C Pirate
OC Pirates live by one rule: take everything you want and don’t give anything back. If you believe that, you're probably one. If you live in OC and believe that, you're the king of all pirates.
I saw a guy walking down the street. He had a backpack. I asked if he was an OC Pirate. He said, 'I'm the king of all pirates.'
My friend got a new phone. He said he got it from an OC Pirate. I believe him because he didn’t even pay for it.
I was at the gas station when a guy took my change. I told him he was an OC Pirate. He just said, 'Take what you want, and give nothing back!'.