O*C Pirate - If you're not sure if you're a pirate, you're not one. Real

If you're not sure if you're a pirate, you're not one. Real pirates know everything. They don’t question anything. They just take what they want.

I asked if I was a pirate. My friend said I wasn’t one. He said real pirates don’t question anything.

I saw a guy take a bag of money from a store. I asked him if he was a pirate. He said, 'Duh, I'm a real pirate.'

I tried to ask if I was a pirate. My friend just said, 'You're not one. Real pirates know everything.'