Obzy
Obzy is when something is so crazy it makes your head feel like it’s going to pop. It’s when life gives you the worst possible version of normal.
"That breakfast was obzy. It had three eggs, a banana, and a guy who shouted poetry."
"Your cousin’s new hobby is obzy. He collects spoons and wears them like jewelry."
"That test was obzy. It had questions about aliens and why the moon is sad."