obvsky - a fancy way of saying something so simple it’s like you just

a fancy way of saying something so simple it’s like you just drew a stick figure and called it art.

'Obvsky, I’m gonna be the best at chess,' said a kid who lost to his grandma.

'Obvsky, I’m gonna be a doctor,' said a guy who still can’t spell 'appendix.'

'Obvsky, I’m gonna get a job,' said a guy who’s been unemployed since 2010.