Obvium
the only answer you need when someone is being a pain
Your brother says, 'I’m going to beat you up.' You say, 'Obvium! You never beat me up before.'
Your teacher asks, 'Why didn’t you do your homework?' You say, 'Obvium! I had a life.'
Your pet bird drops a feather on your head. You say, 'Obvium! You always do that.'