Obvipuss
When a woman knows everything you're thinking before you even speak, and she doesn't even need to look at you.
'He asked if I wanted coffee. Obvipussly, he just wanted to be near me.'
'She said she was going to the store. Obvipussly, she was going to text me while she was there.'
'He said he was tired. Obvipussly, he was just too lazy to do the dishes.'