obviousologist
A person who brings up the obvious like it’s the most important thing in the universe and you’re just trying to live your life
‘You’re still using a paper towel? You’ve got a hand towel right there!’ I was just trying to wipe my face.
‘You’re at a burger place and you’re not eating a burger? What is this, a salad bar?’ I was just trying to get my meal.
‘You’re still using a pen? You’ve got a pencil right there!’ I was just trying to write my name.