obviousologist
A know-it-all who yells about the obvious like it’s the end of the world and you’re just standing there confused
'You’re still wearing that shirt? It’s got food on it!' I looked down and it was spaghetti.
‘You’re at a pizza place and you’re not eating pizza? What is wrong with you?’ I was just waiting for my drink.
‘You’re still using a flip phone? The year is 2025, my friend!’ I was just trying to survive the day.