obviously obvious
When someone talks like they’re the only one who has ever existed and you’re just a footnote in their personal story.
'Obviously, you’re the reason your team lost. Did you even try or just sit there like a rock?'
'Obviously, you’re the only one who knows how to use a phone. The rest of us are just pretending.'
'Obviously, you’re the only one who matters. Everyone else is just a distraction.'