obviousfuckenly
When people copy your lines so fast it feels like they’re doing your homework for you
You say 'I’m gonna fail this class.' Your brother says 'I’m gonna fail this class.' Because he’s already failed it 20 times.
You say 'I’m gonna eat this whole pizza.' Your mom says 'I’m gonna eat this whole pizza.' Right before she eats it.
You text 'I’m going to sleep all day.' Your friend texts 'I’m going to sleep all day.' And then they text 'I’m going to sleep all day.' again.