obvious stator
A person who yells the obvious so much that you wonder if they’re trying to make you go deaf or just save your life by telling you what you see.
‘You’re on fire! I can see it from here!’, said by the person who has been watching you for 10 minutes.
‘This is the final level. No one is surprised.’, said by the person who’s been playing the game for 4 hours.
‘You’re wearing a shirt. Obviously, it’s on.’, said by the person who just said it 2 minutes ago.