obvious stator
A human who feels the need to confirm the obvious like it’s a life-or-death situation and doesn’t know when to shut up.
‘You’re all standing in a room. Obviously, it’s inside.’, said by the person who hasn’t left the room since 8 AM.
'You’re wearing a shirt. No one disputes that.’, said by the person who’s been staring at you for 20 minutes.
‘The sky is blue. I think we all agree on that.’, said by the person who just said it 3 minutes ago.