Obvious Distraction
A fake object you use to make someone look at it like it’s the most important thing in the world. You do this so you can run away or do something you’re too lazy to explain.
I told them to look at my weird hat so I could hide from the teacher.
I showed them a weird dog so I could steal their lunch.
I waved a sign that said 'DIE' so I could run away from my dad.