Obviosaurus
A person who can’t help but shout out the most blindingly obvious stuff, like a kid who just peed on the floor and thinks it’s a miracle.
"Bro, the sky is blue! What the hell are you even looking at?!"
"This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Like, literally the dumbest."
"Why is everyone else not seeing this? I’m the only one who noticed the obvious?!"