obvio
A guy who’s chill, but don’t mess with him, he’s got the guts to tell you when you're wrong, even if it means getting punched.
'Obvio, you're the reason we’re late. You had to stop for ice cream.'
'Obvio, that was the worst joke ever. You didn’t even laugh.'
'Obvio, you broke the lamp. You were the only one near it.'