obvifuckingously
when something is so obvious it feels like it was painted on the wall and you still didn’t get it
The alarm was going off. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still said ‘what’s the noise’?
The cat was on the table. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still said ‘why is the cat there’?
The teacher was talking. OBVIFUCKINGOUSLY. You still said ‘what’s the lesson’?