Obvi Omega
When someone says ‘obviously’ so hard it feels like they’re trying to punch the truth in the face. It’s like telling a kid they’re stupid for not knowing 2+2.
Obvi Omega, you got a D on the test and still think you’re the best at math. What’s wrong with you?
Obvi Omega, he broke up with you and now he’s asking for a hug? What is this, a fairy tale?
Obvi Omega, you didn’t even show up to the party and now you’re mad people didn’t talk to you. What is this, a drama queen convention?