Obute
Obutes are smart, but when they're broke and heartbroken, they're deadly. They'll kill you, bring you back, feed you, and kill you again. Don't mess with their heart.
My ex tried to break up with me. I said, 'You're going to die.' She said, 'I'll come back.' I said, 'I'll feed you.' She said, 'I'll kill you again.'
She broke up with me and then came back to my house with a knife and a pizza. I said, 'You're not scary.' She said, 'I'm Obute.'
I said I didn't love her anymore. She said, 'You'll regret that.' A week later, I was in the hospital and she was eating my soul for breakfast.
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