Obungen
The kind of person who makes you feel like you’re wearing a sock. They probably wear socks to parties. They’re the reason you’re still single.
My neighbor is an Obungen. She wears socks to the grocery store. I asked her why. She said she was being professional.
My friend called me an Obungen. I told him I was going to beat him up. He said I was an Obungen with a temper.
My mom said I was an Obungen. I told her I was going to take over the world. She said I was an Obungen with a plan.