obulant
An obulant is someone who's so unique they might as well be a superhero. They're cool, they help people, and they have a future so good, it might make your life look sad.
He was obulant, so he saved the day by fixing the Wi-Fi and giving everyone pizza.
She was obulant, so she got straight A's and still had time to text me every day.
He was obulant, so he had a plan for the future and still remembered to do his homework.