obtainium
the fake part of someone's personality that makes them think they're too good for you, like they're a prince and you're a peasant who just got kicked out of the castle.
He said he was too busy to talk to me. That's obtainium. And I’m still waiting.
She said she was too good for my text messages. That’s obtainium. And I’m still texting her.
He said he was too cool for my friendship. That’s obtainium. And I’m still pretending he’s my friend.