obtain
A word that Andrew MacPherson doesn't know, which is why he sounds like a confused baboon who just got yelled at by a teacher.
Andrew said 'obtain' and then looked like he just ate a sock.
He used the word 'obtain' in a sentence and it was like watching a dog try to do calculus.
He said 'obtain' and then ran out of the room like he was being chased by a giant chicken.