Obstrawfucated
You’re obstrawfucated when you get your drink and there’s no straw, and you’re too lazy to even think about it.
Obstrawfucated. My drink no straw. I’m just gonna sip it like a sad man.
No straw in my coffee. I’m obstrawfucated. I’m like a confused adult.
Got my soda no straw. I’m obstrawfucated. I’m basically a human disaster.