Obstrawfucated
Obstrawfucated is when your drinks come without straws and you’re too annoyed to even try to fix it.
My drink had no straw. I’m obstrawfucated. I’m like a confused animal.
Obstrawfucated. My coffee came with no straw. I’m just gonna drink it like a mad person.
Got my drink no straw. I’m obstrawfucated. I’m basically a human disaster.