Obstomptious - You’re like a dog with a bone, your crew is your only treasu

You’re like a dog with a bone, your crew is your only treasure

My friend’s dad got fired, and I told him it was my fault. He said, 'You’re the best friend I’ve ever had.'

I cheated on a test for my sister. She said, 'You’re the worst brother ever.'

I got into a fight with a kid to protect my friend. The kid said, 'You’re crazy.'