obstinatetrician
A type of doctor who handles babies who won’t stop crying, parents who won’t stop arguing, and situations that are just plain messed up.
The obstinatetrician said my baby was 'the worst kind of stubborn.' I’m still not sure what that means.
My obstinatetrician had to fight my kid and me at the same time. It was like a wrestling match.
They called me in for a checkup. I showed up with a kid, a screaming kid, and a very tired obstinatetrician.